How You Hold Your Glass Shows Your Class

- Aug 09, 2018-

How You Hold Your Glass Shows Your Class

Brooke Newberry SEPTEMBER 17, 2015

red wine glasses

Science reveals, through several very controlled experiments, the way you hold your drink says a lot about you. It’s science, and IT MATTERS, K?

But in all seriousness, the way you hold your wine glass reveals plenty about your personality, your game, and the staggering amount you’ve had to drink. Witness:

The Harpy Claw


Yeah – you’re more of a beer drinker or bottom shelf cocktailer. In fact, this might be the first time you’ve ever held a wine glass in your hands. 

The Shaka


You’re a busy person, you lose count fast, and you suffer monster hangovers. We’re just glad you trade-in the tiki for the wine every once in awhile.

The Circus Palmer


Hey, guy, this does not count as bartender "flare."

The Infant Grabber


You are just a bundle of nerves, deary. Either that or you are holding a glass of 1945 Chateau Mouton-Rothschild. 


The White Knuckle


You are a spirits creature. Brown and strong to be exact. Relax, wine takes effect beginning in the extremities. It will come.

The Pinky Tickler

Hold your glass like this if you are male and you’d rather not get hit on tonight.


The 'Hey Everyone Come See How Good I Look'


“Just me hangin’ at the wine bar tonight! Notice anything different!?”

The Shadow Puppet

You write poetry. Not for a living, but that’s still all you do.


The County Fair Claw