Science reveals, through several very controlled experiments, the way you hold your drink says a lot about you. It’s science, and IT MATTERS, K?
But in all seriousness, the way you hold your wine glass reveals plenty about your personality, your game, and the staggering amount you’ve had to drink. Witness:
The Harpy Claw
The Infant Grabber
You are just a bundle of nerves, deary. Either that or you are holding a glass of 1945 Chateau Mouton-Rothschild.
The White Knuckle
You are a spirits creature. Brown and strong to be exact. Relax, wine takes effect beginning in the extremities. It will come.
The Pinky Tickler
Hold your glass like this if you are male and you’d rather not get hit on tonight.
The 'Hey Everyone Come See How Good I Look'
“Just me hangin’ at the wine bar tonight! Notice anything different!?”
The Shadow Puppet
You write poetry. Not for a living, but that’s still all you do.
The County Fair Claw